What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Maybe leave out

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

You shall not bear false witness.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Innocent before proven guilty

This isn't going to, hurt.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Lose lips shimk ships.

I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like religions.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

But this is not

I don't like

Your going to be alright just relax

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?